Band Review From The Gekko – Venxia
Band Name: Venxia
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/Venxia
Reviewer: The Gekko
Review:
Yo Peeps,
OK – so I was sticking my feet to the keyboard while peeling off skin & eating it (it’s OK, Gekko’s do this, completely natural, don’t weird out on me) when I happened upon this great website!
It had naked chicks on it & everything!
Anyway – then after that, I pressed the wrong button & ended up on myspace, at the page of this unsigned band called Venxia.
I dunno how to pronounce it – but then again I’m a Gekko, I can’t talk anyway so who cares.
So, I thought how difficult can this reviewing stuff be? Those numb nuts who think they run this site can do it, so can I!
So here we go:
Slightly rippled, with a flat underside.
Oh – no, sorry, that’s me!
So, this band, what are they like?
Well there are 5 of them so I guess that makes them a 5 piece – and they go RAAAAAAA a lot, which I guess means they’re metal, hardcore, progressive, whatever weird names exist to describe a style of music.
There are guitars, I can defo make that out – drums, yep they’re there, bass, and singing / screaming.
Hey, is the bassist a chick? If not, sorry dude….
Aidan, screaming guy, on your myspace pic – did you wet your pants? It’s ok, we all do it sometimes. Well, I don’t – I don’t wear any.
Drummer, Pete, DUDE , you don’t look the part, get with the program – get yourself tatooed from head to toe, grow your hair, get rid of those NHS specs, and try to look more METAL – ya look like buddy holly dude!
OK, I have no idea about music, I’m a Gekko – but I did get quite excited while listening to these tracks, I actually got a bit carried away, jumping around, stuck myself smack into the monitor, took me a while to peel myself off.
Venxia, if you want a “proper” review from a human (dunno why you would, cos I think my reviews are WAY better, but hey) request a review
Peace out
Tags: hardcore, metal, progressive, rock, rock bands, unisgned band, unsigned band review, unsigned bands
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Gekko
PS. If you have an elephant by the hind leg, and you’re an elephant – that’s probably just natural, nothing to feel ashamed of.
If you’re a human, however, then you wanna be asking yourself, what the FECK am I doing holding on to the hind leg of an elephant!!??
If you’re a Gekko like me, the elephant won’t even notice, so that’s OK, take a ride on an elephants hide – I do it all the time. But never on Wednesdays, on Wednesdays I mainly walk around walls giving sinister glances to passing flies. I don’t eat them tho, yuck. I like crickets.